a joke mailed to me by ragheed (my friend in berlin)
Bush and Powell
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
Friday, May 21, 2004
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Every time when I heard about unrest in Iraq, I lost in too many details and thoughts I do not like to write about, who did all those bomb-attacks, who' s behind the terrorists? WHY no body declared responsibility for those attacks. I hate the idea that people accept to be blind and remote-control machines used by others and go into Iraq in order to explode themselves inside a place full with innocent Iraqis when the signal comes. It is nothing else as a cranky idealism and fundamentalism. Why couldn't they realise the truth that Iraqis wont need them and never thought that they will use such brutalities? Any way.. I hate to hear the news everyday.. I almost quit paying attention to those incidents, although it make me sad.
I needed though to read what Salam write about those incidents. But salam afandi is also quite and may be when he starts to write again, he will write about something else. *naja.. mal schauen*
By the way I was yesterday in the theatre and I watched the movie Pay Check. It was not bad .. I advice you to go to theatre and see this movie..
Something to read:
Bill Gates, software mogul, is a contradiction: both geeky and predatory; an arch capitalist and history's most generous philanthropist. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which he runs with his wife, is 10 times the size of Rockefeller's charitable foundation and three times that of Henry Ford's. It has surpassed the Wellcome Trust, the London charity that was once the world's largest. Global health, rather than grand libraries, are its chief cause. He has pledged to give away his $46bn (£28bn) fortune - derived largely from stock in his company - before he dies.
I needed though to read what Salam write about those incidents. But salam afandi is also quite and may be when he starts to write again, he will write about something else. *naja.. mal schauen*
By the way I was yesterday in the theatre and I watched the movie Pay Check. It was not bad .. I advice you to go to theatre and see this movie..
Something to read:
Bill Gates, software mogul, is a contradiction: both geeky and predatory; an arch capitalist and history's most generous philanthropist. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which he runs with his wife, is 10 times the size of Rockefeller's charitable foundation and three times that of Henry Ford's. It has surpassed the Wellcome Trust, the London charity that was once the world's largest. Global health, rather than grand libraries, are its chief cause. He has pledged to give away his $46bn (£28bn) fortune - derived largely from stock in his company - before he dies.
Thursday, January 22, 2004
Hey.. Don't think about democracy in Iraq.. especially these days.. the political atmosphere seems to be scary.. without legislation and out of order, too many political parities do there job under the law of uncertainness and anarchy. I said this to one of my friends, without (distoor) legislation/ constitutional law nobody can even dream about democracy in Iraq..
I hate religion.. i wont support no party having religious principles.. we want to live our life without fear.. religion brings always fear and depression to those whom believe within and to those whom not..
So forget about democracy in Iraq for the moment, because the big issue right now is the election in the USA (wouldn't you agree with me?)
I slept the last night almost only 3 hours because I wanted to watch the speech of president Bush live on air through CNN ( naturally CNN-USA and not CNN-International *hate* ).
There wasn't enough impression that this guy can held another period. The political rally in the USA especially from the democrats is getting more serious than I've ever thought. I considerer myself always as a democrat but when you look at the candidates, you can not be sure if there is someone that can compete with this guy.
After the IOWA-Caucuses (that was really funny and complicated , I became to think seriously and believe that John Kerry will be the next President of the United State of America.. I think I like this Guy. Without forgetting to mention that John Edward has a huge amount of Sympathy ( He's just like the Legend Kennedy ).
So the last night entertainment was really wonderful, especialy when I recognized the Head of our Land (periodically) Adnan Pachaaaachy ( pronounces just like pataki (NY)) *g* He was as an Honour Guest in the House of Representatives Chamber *WOW* standing nearby the first lady ;-) what a glory *hehe*
Any way I hope that the period of darkness will ends this year.
Agree with me? send me an email... Otherwise get the hell out of my Site ;-)
I hate religion.. i wont support no party having religious principles.. we want to live our life without fear.. religion brings always fear and depression to those whom believe within and to those whom not..
So forget about democracy in Iraq for the moment, because the big issue right now is the election in the USA (wouldn't you agree with me?)
I slept the last night almost only 3 hours because I wanted to watch the speech of president Bush live on air through CNN ( naturally CNN-USA and not CNN-International *hate* ).
There wasn't enough impression that this guy can held another period. The political rally in the USA especially from the democrats is getting more serious than I've ever thought. I considerer myself always as a democrat but when you look at the candidates, you can not be sure if there is someone that can compete with this guy.
After the IOWA-Caucuses (that was really funny and complicated , I became to think seriously and believe that John Kerry will be the next President of the United State of America.. I think I like this Guy. Without forgetting to mention that John Edward has a huge amount of Sympathy ( He's just like the Legend Kennedy ).
So the last night entertainment was really wonderful, especialy when I recognized the Head of our Land (periodically) Adnan Pachaaaachy ( pronounces just like pataki (NY)) *g* He was as an Honour Guest in the House of Representatives Chamber *WOW* standing nearby the first lady ;-) what a glory *hehe*
Any way I hope that the period of darkness will ends this year.
Agree with me? send me an email... Otherwise get the hell out of my Site ;-)
Friday, January 02, 2004
Today I bought kleenex.
Anyone knows what I am talking about? I mean you can clean your clothes with tide :-)
Product names made changes in our language .. but it is cool
Anyone knows what I am talking about? I mean you can clean your clothes with tide :-)
Product names made changes in our language .. but it is cool
Monday, December 22, 2003
Blogging in German
It is almost 2 months since the new feature blog.kwick.de has been published in our community . We have a huge community with more than 100000 members and we are proudly the no. 1 in the region Baden Württemberg.
We consider our self as the best in this region were we are managing more than 100000 members and have accomplished too many successful events. We call our community also Freizeitgesellschaft, Single Community, Deine Freunde und du, Verkauf dein fernsehe ..
The name Kwick was the idea of Onkel_Fuz. He was and is very impressed by the Simpsons. The same as Benny, Casi and Jali (me) :-)
I am watching the developing-process of blogging in our community and I realized that too many people have started to blog although they didn't know what the word blog means. *g*
I hope that we will make more success in the next year.
For those who are interested by reading in German, this is a list of some of the good blogs in our community:
Onkel_fuz
Benny
Rabe7
Buddhu
SirSokrates
Kleopatra
Sistaa
Riverdance
MarkGGN
Lil_Lilly
and last but not least
Jali
I wish all a happy new year :)
We consider our self as the best in this region were we are managing more than 100000 members and have accomplished too many successful events. We call our community also Freizeitgesellschaft, Single Community, Deine Freunde und du, Verkauf dein fernsehe ..
The name Kwick was the idea of Onkel_Fuz. He was and is very impressed by the Simpsons. The same as Benny, Casi and Jali (me) :-)
I am watching the developing-process of blogging in our community and I realized that too many people have started to blog although they didn't know what the word blog means. *g*
I hope that we will make more success in the next year.
For those who are interested by reading in German, this is a list of some of the good blogs in our community:
Onkel_fuz
Benny
Rabe7
Buddhu
SirSokrates
Kleopatra
Sistaa
Riverdance
MarkGGN
Lil_Lilly
and last but not least
Jali
I wish all a happy new year :)
Monday, December 15, 2003
I was so happy the last day.. my friend Aji called me and invited me to eat an Iraqi food in his house (he cooks very well).. so I decided to take some beer ° with me in order to celebrate such an occasion. Being in a hurry I forgot to buy a ticket. so for the sake of Saddam I have to pay now 40 € because I did not buy a ticket which is normally cost only 2,05 € :-(
I am working hard here in the company (sensphere.com) and I feel very lucky to be here with those guys.. they are genius :-)
Ah.. by the way.. Sherry sent me again an E-Mail gratulating me for starting blogging again.. thanks Sherry.. you are so cute :)
I will check up Salam ' s blog again, because I like to read his blog and for me.. he is the one.
I am working hard here in the company (sensphere.com) and I feel very lucky to be here with those guys.. they are genius :-)
Ah.. by the way.. Sherry sent me again an E-Mail gratulating me for starting blogging again.. thanks Sherry.. you are so cute :)
I will check up Salam ' s blog again, because I like to read his blog and for me.. he is the one.
Sunday, December 14, 2003
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